Weekly Work Wrapup

I have officially completed one week of my new job!
Here's what I learned this week...

1. Offices of 5 people make for lonely lunches. :(
2. Officles allow us to hear co-workers masturbating.
3. Cleaning people in the AON building are all Polish.
4. I got a free Shamrock Shake today because the agency I work for is residing in the agency that does McDonalds advertising.
5. This job is going to be a lot of work.
6. The AON building cafeteria is delish.
7. It takes approximately 30 seconds to go 41 floors.

Huzzah! Til next week...